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TESTO ORIGINALE:

Artist: Eminem
Album: The Slim Shady LP
---all the skits---

--- testi presi da www.eminem.fasturl.it
--- e da THHT.cjb.net
--- tradotti da THHT.cjb.net

1) Public Service Announcement

[Announcer]
This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shady.
The views and events expressed here are totally fucked,
And are not necessarily the views of anyone.
However the events and suggestions that appear on this album are not to be taken lightly.
Children should not partake in the listening of this album with laces in their shoes.
Slim Shady is not responsible for your actions.
Upon purchasing this album you have agreed not to try this at home.
Anything else?
[Eminem]
Yeah, don't do drugs.

5) Paul

Hey, what's going on, this is Paul Rosenberger, attorney of law. Listen, I listened to the rough copy of your album
And uh, you know I've just got to be honest with you
Can you tone it down a little bit?
Because there's only so much
I can explain. Give me a call.

8) Bitch

Justin? It's Zoe.
Kelly did not have me call, however
I just listened to Eminem in her car and
it is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my entire life.
And I seriously wanna call his fucking agent
And tell him how fucking disgusting he is
It, like, makes me upset and
I'm now nausious and I can't eat lunch. Goodbye.

10) Lounge

This is for all the ladies out there...
"I never meant to...
give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to...
bring you to my world
And now you're lying in the corner...crying"
Yeah, woooo!

11) Ken Kaniff

[Ken Kaniff]I'm gonna call this motherfucker.
Oh fuck yeah.
Give him a piece of my mind. A piece of my ass.
[Operator]Thank you for waiting. Hello, may I help you.
[Ken Kaniff]Oh thank you. I need to make a collect call.
[Operator]What number?
[Ken Kaniff]Oh the number is **6-2***
[Operator]At the tone, please say your name.
[Ken Kaniff]Kenneth Kaniff, from Connecticut. Automated piece of shit.
[Eminem]Yo.
[Ken Kaniff]Hey there, cock boy.
[Eminem]Who's this?
[Ken Kaniff]This is Ken Kaniff.
[Eminem]Who?
[Ken Kaniff]Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, you little bitch.
[Eminem]From Connecticut? I don't know nobody in Connecticut.
[Ken Kaniff]Yeah, you wanna get a hotel room with me?
[Eminem]A hotel room?
[Ken Kaniff]Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem?
[Eminem]Yo, who is this, Cage?
[Ken Kaniff]You want me to fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand?
Melt in your ass you little cock boy.
[Eminem]Yo, shut up you little bitch.
[Ken Kaniff]Oh, you think I'm lying huh...
[Eminem]Hahahahahaha

16) Soap
-What's going on Montgomery?
-What do you want from me Roger?
-??? was you all alone messing around with my dear ??? (nome di donna)
-Wait a minute, you hold it right there
Me and that woman love each other
-Love? What do you know of love?
We were destined to be together
I met her on the beach
Are you out to destroy me?
-You know Roger, that's not what I wanna do... I love her!
And we're gonna be together...
-Never!










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